How-dy all!! That's right! It's "Find My Butt Friday." (At least that's what I'm gonna call it.)
Well, my two swings (of the machete) were to buy a scale and measuring tape, then weigh and measure myself. Yes, I know. It took some real restraint on my part, but I got it done. I am going to post my measurement on a different page.
"Why would you do that?" Hubs asked me when I told him. "Won't you feel embarrassed?"
(No, that didn't hurt my feelings. Deaf bluntness is another post for another time on my other blog)
"Because I want them all to be jealous of my girlish figure." Cough cough, snarf.
Correction. What I really said was "I know if I put them on my blog, I will not lose them. I will always know where they are. And if I forget, I will have my blogging friends to remind me. Plus, it will humble me."
So, look if you like. Just don't laugh. Or if you do, don't tell me. Are we good?
While on my journey through my rain forest this week, I found myself a new friend.